jheti: (boogie woogie bugle)
My first driving lesson in eleven years is in about an hour.

You guys I'm gonna get my license.

Fuck lj-cut. ♥
jheti: (big bad world)
This is my official four-week notice.

In thirteen days, I am going to:

Learn to drive
Pass the math section of the GRE and blow the ceiling off the Verbal/Written section; aka "I didn't know [the score] went that high" MARK II
GET FUCKING REGISTERED, probably by today
Write a conference paper I haven't really started researching yet
Get all my fall classes and financial aid squared for that term FOR BOTH DEGREES
AND GO TO MOTHERFUCKING SAN DIEGO.

Technically, I will be back in Purgatory my homespace in time for my mother's birthday.

I'll be back in the land of the living in August, when school starts.

What's the deal with this pop life.
jheti: Inara from Firefly, by Angiefaith. (Default)
I...don't actually want to do this. At all. I am terrified and numb and ready to shove my fist through the monitor, laughing, all at once.

Hello there! Don't be a stranger
I might be a lot, but at least I'm good


Must be fierce. Kissy-kissy in the rolltop rearview, honk honk RRRRrrrrRRRRRAAAAAAH SKREEEEEEE.

No one ever suspects.

There ain't nothin' gonna stop me now
And I'm almost there


Let's do this.
jheti: (big bad world)
I. I actually typed this.

This finding seems to suggest that applied refutational same inoculation messages (discussed in more detail in the following section) may help problem drinkers by giving them another means to direct their attention away from tempting, persuasive alcohol cues, irrespective of issues such as age or peer pressure, though this has not yet been formally tested.

MY EYES WHAT HAVE I DONE.

DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCKENNNNNSSSSSSSS. *fistshake.*

(It's a really fascinating paper on a topic that interests me, mmmm addictive mindset, why are you so beautiful, ma sirene, ma cherie la poupee, ♥ BUT OH GOD, the ~THINGS I AM DOING~ to the American English language in order to tease out the required 18-page length of the paper.

I could present a valid, sharp conclusion in twelve. I could present a valid, sharp conclusion with pretty run-ons in fifteen. At eighteen? It hurts.)

Between this and the thesis, my wrists have been numb for two days, and my shoulder keeps making this cool noise every time I hit the Return key.
jheti: (moonwalker)
The fact that I have enough finished material to even create a draft professional documentation portfolio? (I need to hear back from my most important client, but that's my fault for a message-delivery error.)

And that professionals, career professionals, will look at the finished product?

Terrified is an insufficient word.

Ohai, ulcer, nice to hear from you.
jheti: Inara from Firefly, by Angiefaith. (ayel is prettiest)
I'm locked into reading fifteen chapters because I have a midterm Wednesday?

And I've never even cracked the books.

HERE, HAVE SOME ICONS OF PAT APPLETON I MADE. thou art more lovely and more temperate. ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

Photobucket // Photobucket // Photobucket

ALSO:

http://community.livejournal.com/tentacle_fest/

Begs for Narada/Ayel y/n?

For scale comparison *sniffle*.

I may crawl into my own Unforgivable Squick and involve reanimation kink/something suitably Geiger about life beyond life, when all flesh is equally cold.

Then again it kills (ha) the whole "devouring female" joke if I do so.

WHAT IS MY BRAIN IT IS AMAZING.

And I got the internship. I get to edit music articles about college rock for Genderswitch for Petrelli. <3

That will be all.

See you again in ninety days or so.
jheti: Inara from Firefly, by Angiefaith. (maybe this year will be better than the)
So.

My next internship coordinator's name? Is genderswitch for Petrelli.

I am stupidly geeked out right now. Possible editing experience, mmm.
jheti: Inara from Firefly, by Angiefaith. (palin!squee)
Waaay back in, like, March, I was sleep-deprived and hating life from work overload. And some douchenozzle stole my makeup bag. (It was about the size of a big wallet and had mostly non-makeup things inside, like highlighters.)

It also had my USB key inside. Aaaannnd my I-Pod. Fucking thief douchenozzle asshole.

Or. Or. Or so I thought.

I was cleaning my closet for the first time since March (I judge you right back) the better to get rid of things. Since. School is coming and I will have even less of a life than I do now. D:

But. Yeah.

Hello, I-POD. wb, bb sugar, mommy missed you. <3

It was in a box inside a box inside a bin, laying facedown underneath some random Harry Potter crap and a Mew foily Pokemon card. Behold, my precise and utterly logical organizational system.

I need to buy a new charge-synch-cord-thing, because OF COURSE I donated that to Goodwill recently because blah blah I'm not typing it again scroll up. XD

The moral of this story?

Don't ever put your I-Pod in your makeup bag. For serious.
jheti: Inara from Firefly, by Angiefaith. (jailbait!kirk adores you)
ASDF RETDSIHUTGDSJHGRDNJKFDG;LIKRSE KEYSMASH BECAUSE

Driving lessons. I can afford them. And they will drive to my house, that I may drive, in car, which they have provided.

NO MORE BUS.

JESUS BUGFUCK HALLELUJAH.

Do they have a course to teach you to be even more aggressive? I wish devoutly to be a screaming terror on wheels. ^_^

The Jheti Driving Handbook (Excerpts):

Q: What do white dashed lines mean?
A: Passing allowed.

Q: What do solid yellow lines mean?
A: No passing allowed.

Q: What do you do if that gentleman in front of you accidentally cuts you off?
A: Aim for his gas tank.

Yay.
jheti: Inara from Firefly, by Angiefaith. (ayel is prettiest)
Who aced their fucking paper?

ME.

I think you're special
What's behind your back


Apparently I'm fuckin' outstanding and I get more overrides. Oh yeah. That's right.

So turn around and I'll pick up the slack

It. Oh, my extracirricular concerns. <3

GIVE US A KISS, PRETTY.

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