jheti: Inara from Firefly, by Angiefaith. (radio tube)
Making soap is a pain in the ass. However, pure castile soap is easily, easily purchased at the average pretentious bobo health food store, and pretty cheap, considering a little box of the Dawn dishwasher pill things is like twelve bucks.

GALLON OF SOAP = about $15.

Why do we want this? FOR MAKING OUR OWN HOUSEHOLD CLEANERS WITH.

Because I am super amazingly sensitive to fumes of any kind. You may recall the coughing blood incident? Jheti + fumes = srs bns.

Anyway, here is a "counter spray" type cleaner recipe that works on bathroom and kitchen (food safe) sinks, bathtubs, etc. etc. and is safe for cloth/clothing/plastic and most kinda porous surfaces. DO NOT USE ON WOOD.

You can get the hippie-dippy items at your local health food store.

Sophie Uliano's Household Cleaner )
jheti: Inara from Firefly, by Angiefaith. (Default)
I LIED. I LOVE SHOES. I NEED HER SNEAKERS. THE GREY ONES. ADSFKLJ:DFSKJDFSJKLS.

It looks like the inside of my head, it looks like this recurring nightmare I have with a blank Max Headroom sort of face that de-rezzes everything, which, you don't know what that is, but it terrified me when I was nine.

DID YOU KNOW I-TUNES DOESN'T HAVE Ellie Goulding? I MEAN, WHY THE FUCK NOT?

THEY DIDN'T HAVE THAT BADASS TORI AMOS SONG EITHER. (What did I just type.)

THEY DON'T HAVE Astrud Astronette.

A-at least they have Lamb and Over the Rhine.

BUT STILL. NO ELLIE. I WAS SO PISSED.

I WANT TO GIVE THIS WOMAN MY MONEY BECAUSE SHE IS TALENTED. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?

Now that you know my very hairy secret, make me some recommendations?

Or else I'm going to give up and buy Pokerface.

FRIENDS DO NOT LET FRIENDS BUY POKERFACE.

HELP. GLUB, GLUB, GLUB.
jheti: Inara from Firefly, by Angiefaith. (Default)
Darling,

I don't care how warm and fluffy and adorable she is, you cannot name your newest creature Eibhul.

Tribble. In the fake language that's eating my neurons.

I don't even have to spellcheck things like "Understood, sir" anymore ohgod help.

She is like a Tribble with a face. That whines and licks instead of purring.

hlkjfdssdaajdfnkas ♥

However Roxanne does not like her. I will have to watch them very closely these next few days, as Untitled Fluffpile Who Cannot Have A Rihan Name is only a puppy yet, and too easily squished by an eleven-pound bully like the Roxy Miss.

Roxy Miss is jealous. This will take time.

I have twenty pages of paper; two papers and a massive graphic design project, to DO. This weekend.

ORZ.

ALSO. How much ass does Windows 7 kick? Seriously. My computer loads from cold in half the time and my tablet actually works now.
jheti: Inara from Firefly, by Angiefaith. (Default)
I don't wear makeup. I just don't. Ever.

Until now.

Mmmmmm. <3
jheti: Inara from Firefly, by Angiefaith. (well lookit that)
I have long split ends hair, largely owing to a misguided personal belief. Long hair is variably long, but in places touches the top of my thigh.

I am desperately sick of sitting on it, eating it, inhaling it, and getting it caught in everything. It takes thirty minutes to brush.

I should give up and get the hedge clippers, y/y?

I have done the short thing. It worked out.

It used to look like this. )

tl;dr 1930's haircut pls. <3
jheti: Inara from Firefly, by Angiefaith. (palin!squee)
I've been mainlining films for the last few weeks. I saw Trek twice (I'm sort of hungry for a third, but out of funds if I'm going to catch Transformers The Sequel, which I MUST DO, so I'm deeply torn).

I don't have a problem! I can stop anytime I want! XD

Trek Trek Trek NERO McCoy Spock Ayel, blah. Oh noes my blog has STRONG LANGUAGE and PERVING and lots of both. Whatev. )

Okay god I was trying to write movie reviews of OTHER MOVIES goddamn.

Angels and Demons. )

Christian Baleout: Terminator Four And A Half MAJOR MOTHERFUCKING CAPSLOCK AND SPOILERS DO NOT CLICK OR DO NOT WHINE. )

I do not have a problem I can stop anytime I want. Godfuckingdamnittounderworldhellplace it's all Bana's fault for ALSO BEING HECTOR just GAH HELP.

Wolverine: Amazingly Gorgeous Crashingly Stupid Comic Extravaganza. )

Also, where's the Wolvie/Sabes sibcest hiding? It's hot like things that burn, oh yes indeedy.
jheti: Inara from Firefly, by Angiefaith. (palin!squee)
According to the annoying blinky Internet banners, that Cedric Diggory Twilight guy?

Has a lower IQ than Paris Hilton AND President Bush (see, I can throw lefties a bone).

I can't wait for him to be over. He's not ugly enough to be ugly!hot.

What is ugly!hot?

Let me explain. )
jheti: Inara from Firefly, by Angiefaith. (thrown under the bus)
So. Fay tropical storm whatever outside?

Is windy.

My wall, it is a window.

The wind is talking. The land breathes.

I am suddenly conscious of sleeping directly across from a plate of glass nearly the length of my body.

I promise you these windows have not been upgraded, replaced or repaired since the house was built in 1982.

It is taking a supreme act of will not to hide facedown in the bathtub.

Srysly.

Stupid fucking hippocampus.
jheti: Inara from Firefly, by Angiefaith. (Default)
Apparently, one fix for a flushed face is to take a Benadryl before you leave the house for the day.

Now, if only they didn't make me hella sleepy. XD

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