...Okay.
Sarah Palin.
Is.
REALLY HOT.
Like, yes, no, REALLY.
And, and she can, like, shoot and kill things! And gut fish!
*Inarticulate.*
WHY.
WHY MUST YOU BE PRO LIFE. WHY.
I bet the way of a man with a maid is the only way, too. Or I would, if I was the betting type.
ALAS OUR LOVE CAN NEVER BE.
Woe.