Ugly Beautiful (Salt and Vinegar)

Be advised: overshare potential is high.

I write fanfiction because:

( It's not dirty, it's not lewd; I'll go to Kuwait if I wanna get crude. )

Note: When angry old men do the EXACT SAME THING to politicians instead of cartoon characters--as if there were any difference between politicians and cartoon characters--it is lauded as sophisticated satire, and frequently celebrated as classic literature for eras thereafter.

I'm perfectly serious.