Intaglio 2.0

Broad humor in Firefly flavor.

Jayne Eyre: being the most lolarious unsucking of Charlotte Bronte TO EVER EXIST.

Unsucking Charlotte Bronte. I did not think 'twere possible, nay, I didn't.

But it has happened.

By inkvoices. Wash/Zoe of the PG-13 sort. (Takes place before the Tams are aboard; that's why they're not there.)

Everyone is in character; it's almost like an episode of the show. *Squeeble.*

Now, this I might read.

Threesome? ^_~

(This I doubt, however.)

And yes, third commenter down, they most certainly ARE named for Pollux and Castor; the Discouri are the gods of knights. Featured on the coinage, and they were prominent for a while as Roman powers tended to be.

Pollux was also called Polydeuces.

By the wayside, lux = "light", continuing the tradition of naming the Tam girls with nouns. XD

It's great that Wash and Zoe are a stable canon couple of happiness. Really. I love them, not least because the idea of them being naked together is pretty awesome.

However.

Why is it that this is the only time I see good icons of Zoe? Or an at-all in character Zoe?

She did kick ass both before AND after her all-fulfilling magical husband arrived on the scene.

(Okay, he's a hell of a pilot and he's funny. He's also mostly famous for being unfairly dead. That's all. Let's please be real. If you're going to shove traitor!Jayne down my face, you'd better be prepared to deal with the fact that Wash, despite being awesome, does not do the traditional hero stuff--his WIFE does. Don't play Missing the Point just because strong women are so icky and need a good husband. You make my skin itch.)

Kthxbai.

This does infact make me tear up somewhat. 'Cause that's about what it'd take. *emo tears.*

Someone I know will probably get a kick out of this one. ^_~

See, sometimes the_cortex actually has stuffs besides Rayne icons. XD

Disclaimer: Uh. I like River and it's not my fault my Jayne really, really doesn't? And the important parts belong to Joss Whedon, Esquire, Emperor of Yadda Yadda, Creator of The Big Damn Show, can we read the story part now please.

You asked for it. Or maybe you didn't. XD

( Why River and Jayne are not a happy shiny couple, part the first. )

Once again with the big flashing "I don't hate River" and "it's not my fault".

HOWEVER.dot com. Rayne should not exist. There's your proof.