Scramble (All Hands Brace For Impact)

This is my official four-week notice.

In thirteen days, I am going to:

Learn to drive
Pass the math section of the GRE and blow the ceiling off the Verbal/Written section; aka "I didn't know [the score] went that high" MARK II
GET FUCKING REGISTERED, probably by today
Write a conference paper I haven't really started researching yet
Get all my fall classes and financial aid squared for that term FOR BOTH DEGREES
AND GO TO MOTHERFUCKING SAN DIEGO.

Technically, I will be back in Purgatory my homespace in time for my mother's birthday.

I'll be back in the land of the living in August, when school starts.

What's the deal with this pop life.