jheti | Scrape (Bracelift)

My newest recurring dream is of vomiting blood. The level of detail is interesting. I don't have dry heaves when I'm awake. I've never heaved empty. Comes of being diplegic and dyspeptic all at once, you know.

Half the time I've got a mouthful of dinner waiting for me when I wake up.

Slash overshare.

Speaking of which, Grandfather wasn't quite on the money; we're Austrian. At least on his side. That explains the Prussia issue. That never made sense to me as a kid. Hello, final piece of the puzzle.

I'm Amestrian!

Just a tad. XD

Because I know everyone north of Georgia doesn't have tads, darlin', that means "a bit".

Uh, I'm fine. We're all fine here, thanks, how are you?

Boring conversation, anyway.

It's alarming the number of events in my life and adulthood I can explain entirely in quotations from the Disney version of Peter Pan. But that's another day.

Gotta jet.