Truth (Beauty)

[jheti]

I just. Fanmixes. What is it with fanmixes and fucking Imogen Heap?

You realize you're outing yourselves as the whitest nerds to ever exist. I'm just saying.

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[nyohah.livejournal.com]

She drives me crazy.

(You will be around tonight?)

[starsandtildes.livejournal.com]

hey I like Imogen Heap when she's going as "Frou Frou" >:C That "mmmm whatcha say" song can die in a fire though.

Then again, about a third of this list applies to me, though I like a lot of them - e.g., Japan and expensive sandwiches - for very un-white reasons.

[jheti.livejournal.com]

I liked that one cover she did. And some other stuff that I put on when I'm too sleepy for loud songs. ^_^

OH THAT. <3 I happen to be dead-fish-with-mayonnaise white, and I enjoy it (woo farmer's market!), but it also gives me the giggles. XD

I had a serious lol for example that Stephanie Meyer and I are gaga for the same exact Queen-knockoff band XD

[jheti.livejournal.com]

..............Why yeeessssssssssssssssss.

Yes, in fact, I will. :3

[starsandtildes.livejournal.com]

Where in the world are people using her for their FSTs?

I swear my younger brother and his friends use that site as a style checklist. It's amazing.

If you like something Stephenie Meyer does, you're the wrong kind of white for the internet. :D I didn't know Muse was a Queen knockoff. I need to actually listen to it now because Queen is fabulous.

[jheti.livejournal.com]

Yesss they aaarrrre, or at least on the album I have they are, and that's why I liked them in the first place; I found them at a bookstore like two years before Stephanie Meyer was in print, so.

Honestly, I readed some of Twilight over this one lady's shoulder on the bus, and it's...vampires...and...and while the other girls all wanted to be vampires, I kind of wanted to be Barbarella...so, yeah...

...But I really don't understand the SHEER VOLUME OF RABID HAET, either. Stephen King is worse, waaay, waay infinitely worse, and people form lines to suck his literary pseudonym like there's candy inside. *Shrug.*

Friend of a friend wrote a parody version of Twilight that cracked me up though; I'll see about getting you the link if this is relevant to your interests?

[starsandtildes.livejournal.com]

I always wanted to be Susan Pevensie with an AU ending; I had terrible taste and still do.

I think that the reason Twilol attracts the hate is because it's got so many unfortunate implications that the anti-fans assume the readers are dumb enough to not see past. tbh, I think they might be right, but I'll be honest, the hate far surpasses anything it actually merits.

Twilulz are always relevant. I confess to unironically enjoying the books - they're my literary equivalent of those Hershey Kisses with the cherry filling, I don't really think they're that great but when I start I can't stop myself and half of them are gone before I look up and am like jesus why did I do that - but I'm a lol!fan at the same time (hell, I've even got a Growing Up Cullen icon). Send it on!