He Had It Comin' (Could You Tell Me That I Was Wrong?)

[jheti]

The whole idea of the film Children of Men has been sticking in my craw since I first saw the teaser trailer months ago.

Yes, folks, women are only worth their ability to have a child, and not only that, but the implication of the film is that black women, specifically, are only worth their ability to have a child.

Yes, wow, good for you, kill all the affirmative action in the world ever in one bold stroke. *Facewall.* >_<

And no one is protesting! At all. Most of the critics think it's the best thing since toast came in slices.

Hello? HELLO? Anyone? ANYONE AT ALL?

They're calling it GODDAMN BLADE RUNNER FOR OUR FUCKING TIME. GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING BLADE RUNNER.

As much as Blade Runner always leaves me wondering why I should care, the aesthetics hold me spellbound and the Vangelis tracks are some of the most gloriously beautiful cheesy blipping to ever come out of a goddamn synthesizer. Ever. And there's Daryl Hannah! As a killer doll! But I digress.


DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE PUT THIS...THIS UTTER GARBAGE IN THE SAME SENTENCE AS BLADE RUNNER.

Has this man not gotten death threats? He should. First he fucked around with Harry Potter, and now women are useless until they conceive.

Some books should stay books! Then we can close the covers and sit on them and make them go away.

Jesus Allah Vishnu God. >_<

Common sense killed j00r movie.

Hahahaha apparently it's actually worse than Revenge of the Sith. I WIN. ^_^

Comments

[minuet1965.livejournal.com]

Hi.

Hey, I love that song!

[nyohah.livejournal.com]

And apparently it's based on a book by a woman. >_

[jheti.livejournal.com]

I get a real thrill out of the fact that no one anywhere yet has the brass to write a novel where all the men in the world mysteriously begin shooting blanks. Because that would BE SCARY. *Snort.*

And more than that, nobody would publish the feminist bitch XD

[(Anonymous)]

And I fucking hate livejournal, too. ^_^

[jheti.livejournal.com]

Because, you see, if they pick a book by an educated LADY AUTHOR, it can't be misogynist garbage. It's a BEAUTIFUL MESSAGE ABOUT FERTILITY.

Like a Tampax commercial. Only without the butterflies and elevator music.

[longbow986.livejournal.com]

wtf? i thought it was supposed to be a massive explosions everywhere kinda movie o_O

[jheti.livejournal.com]

Dude! That's how they sucker you in!

The plot of the movie is this: women can't make babies OH NOES THE HUMAN RACE IS GONNA DIE.

So some terrorist group led by the Hero's ex-wife (?) or something kidnaps the Hero and forces him to help get this black woman out of her country (I think) or some prison camp or something, because she's THE LAST PREGNANT WOMAN ON EARTH *DUN DUN DUUUNNNNNN!*

And, um, despite it being a good thing that the human race might want to, uh, not die out, for some reason everyone wants to kill the woman BECAUSE SHE IS PREGGERS DIE DIE DIE.

It seriously makes no sense. O_o;

And apparently there's not much stuff that goes boom either. Dude go see Casino Royale instead, that's like eight billion times better and people die and stuffs.

(I'm totally about teh good testosterone flicks. It's bad ones I can't stand. Especially when they mix babies in. >_<; )

[jheti.livejournal.com]

Isn't it great? It's sooo catchy ^_^