Theft (Of Quiz)

[jheti]

I swiped this from rivetspoon when she totally wasn't looking!

You scored as Stephen Hawking. While the functions of gravity are sure to raise your spirits, in terms of physicality they always let you down, as you are quite lame. You are the type of person that develops ground-breaking theories in the realm of science, but you will take them back, and this will displease the church. Given that you speak through a computerized voice box and are incapable of natural body movement, you are akin to a repulsive bio-tech mutation straight out of Total Recall, but on the plus side, your gifted intellect makes you quite the formidable opponent in games like Chess and Starcraft. </td> Stephen Hawking 83% C.G. Jung 75% Sigmund Freud 75% Friedrich Nietzsche 75% Dante Alighieri 58% Miyamoto Musashi 58% Adolf Hitler 42% Elvis Presley 42% Charles Manson 33% Steven Morrissey 33% Hugh Hefner 33% O.J. Simpson 17% Mother Teresa 17% Jesus Christ 0% What Pseudo Historical Figure Best Suits You? created with QuizFarm.com

I will shove my railgun
So far up your ass
It will knock out all your teeth

QUAKEMASTER! OF DISASTER
THE MIGHTY STEPHEN HAWKING
IS A FUCKIN' QUAKEMASTER

In humblest conclusion, I fucking win.