Geese (I'm No Swan)

GREED (hands up, disgusted): I have a hostage here, hello!? ...Anyone? (With gathering pressure): Is anybody paying attention?

It's one of his best lines. The timing is hilarious! XD

I swear. It takes me twenty minutes every day to get them out the goddamn door and get their food and their coats and their phones and hold the dog at the door. It's not like I don't have somewhere to be and plenty of work to do once I get there.
Adults are such children.

All I need is a briefcase to swing when threatened, and I will officially be a haggard workaholic.

Teh Lolz. ^_^

Are briefcases too butch? I've been absolutely gagging for one since I was, what, two and a half years old. Hah!

GREED: [...] Or you can come with me to bring hell to those above us. (Laughter, back of throat. Through teeth): I won't ask twice!

We've passed our time playing shuffle with the cards

Ego (Writing Work)

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( Three IS a prime number... )

( She deserves the applause, I surrender because... )

( Nothing ventured, nothing gained. )

( It's the city, boyo. )

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