Boy Gets Girl (Love And Marriage)

It is the best Internet based crack!het I have ever had the pleasure of reading. Though I haven't the slightest of clues what crime/lawyer/whatever badges-and-bullets-combo show Jayne Chad is from.

But yeah.

Your Boyfriend Snorts Cocaine, Mary Anne.

Teh Babysitters' Club/Some cop show crossover.

BRILLIANT.

The sex is soft-R, meaning sweet and tender with lots of self-control and cuddling, and no funny words for bits. So go read it already.

I need sleep now. Gotta stop finding fic at the stroke of midnight. -_-;;

The Human Stain (Envy/Greed)

What it says in the title bar.

AU: past!fic. Magical wank of healing? FMA. Envy/Greed, centuries old homunculi are well over the age of consent by a handful of decades AT LEAST. Uh, PG-13?ish. Blood, mild kink. SLASH. m/m. Maybe 300 words? Characters belong to Hiromu Arakawa, originally. I'm just sullying borrowing them.

About half of the first part of a few. Sex probably next part or part and a half. Too sickish to come up with it right now. Feh.

( He regains consciousness on the third day and speech on the sixth. )

Yeah, shitty last sentence. I'll fix it up (and finish the part) when my body sucks less.

*SNEEZE gag hack cough etc. etc.* Damn it. XD