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Am I the Infidel? (It'll Be Easy)
Dec. 1st, 2007 12:39 pm
Kitana. On being unable to marry her true love while she has a monster in her closet. I suppose it's m/f if you squint? Mostly just her logic spiralling in circles.
Contains big words that are probably unsuitable for minors, on grounds that they might actually have to do their homework to understand them. The HORROR.
( By the coils of concertina wire, surrounding my head in a shiny halo... )
It's based in syllable count. *Smug.*
I leapt two and a half (in some cases, four) grade levels in the filter entirely by adding extra syllables. (This is especially amusing when one considers that the computed average syllable length for this block of text is something like 1.28 on the money.)
I used to write naturally at whatever the top obscurity rating on the filter is. Seems to come from passive voice, mainly.
Contains big words that are probably unsuitable for minors, on grounds that they might actually have to do their homework to understand them. The HORROR.
( By the coils of concertina wire, surrounding my head in a shiny halo... )
It's based in syllable count. *Smug.*
I leapt two and a half (in some cases, four) grade levels in the filter entirely by adding extra syllables. (This is especially amusing when one considers that the computed average syllable length for this block of text is something like 1.28 on the money.)
I used to write naturally at whatever the top obscurity rating on the filter is. Seems to come from passive voice, mainly.
