The Good Parts Version (This Was A Short Book)

Excerpt from Medalon by Jennifer Fallon.

You may kinda remember this book. Or not. XD

( Physical violence and deeply ludicrous names behind the cut. )

I get the giggles when Main Character bumps into a Stupid Woman that she dislikes intensely--usually because said woman sleeps around, which is so much worse than, say, genocide and all the other stuff the Main Villains are busy perpetrating--but, anyway, usually Main Character meets Stupid Woman and spends the next couple chapters having a total shitfit and proving how much purer they are at great and tiresome length.

That's always good for a laugh. ^_^

( I typed it up and couldn't take it anymore, so I rewrote the scene. FEAR my powers of copy-paste! Names changed because they were awful, prose changed because it was awful. )

There is a Light (Anything Can Happen)

First instincts tell me it's a Naruto-esque self-insert with MK slathered over the top.

On the other hand, complete sentences, actual spacing, and paragraphs.

I was tempted to say "What are you doing here? You can type! Did you find this fandom by accident? No, wait, please don't leave!" but it wouldn't have translated. XD

Please to give him cookie, if you're so inclined; coherence is rare in this fandom.

I mean, I'm not all ZOMG FAVORITE, but come on.

It's not like anything else is happening in that queue atm. >_>