Boo Hoo (O Agony)

I tried to get into reading "housematehorror" for the drive-by vicarious lulz.

But, um, it's painfully unfunny.

"My roomie never picks up her shit and it's so disgusting."

That's all the posts ever.

Tell you what.

Call me when you have a housemate that actively lights your belongings on fire and breaks your china, eats twenty-seven POUNDS of ground beef in TWO DAYS, and almost burns down your fucking HOUSE.

Been there. Done that.

*Yawn.*