Distortion Modulator (Self-Bias Resistor)

I just had the weirdest batshit dream ever.

No, really. It was prom or something, one of those parties, and Nsync were there, and they were ALL my bffs/agony aunts/older brothers or whatever.

And they were trying to help me get laid.

And I was all "Dude, I hope Justin is getting some, because nothing else is happening at this lame-o party."

Yeah.

FTR, I do wish this was a lie.

This sentence is false. *Snerk.*

Major Leagues (Out The Park, Baby!)

YOU GUYS.

ETA: UNSIGNED FLAME IS UNSIGNED. MY JOY WAS PERHAPS PREMATURE. =(

Sie/they were just...outraged. And appalled. By my tastefully Kinsey 4.5 bald tattooed men.
I HAVE OFFICIALLY MADE THE BIG TIME.

I hope they bring friends! I could have actual drama.

...Is it wrong that I'm this excited?

Oh, uh, the sick, twisted, deplorable feat of character-rape? That would be right here, assuming you'd like a side of Nero/Ayel with your Internetz today.

I have a feeling they will not care for my take on events. Not one bit.

Warms my heart.