Vanity Unfair (Stack That Deck)

I have long split ends hair, largely owing to a misguided personal belief. Long hair is variably long, but in places touches the top of my thigh.

I am desperately sick of sitting on it, eating it, inhaling it, and getting it caught in everything. It takes thirty minutes to brush.

I should give up and get the hedge clippers, y/y?

I have done the short thing. It worked out.

( It used to look like this. )

tl;dr 1930's haircut pls. <3