Ah, Ah, Ha (Wham!)

I LIED. I LOVE SHOES. I NEED HER SNEAKERS. THE GREY ONES. ADSFKLJ:DFSKJDFSJKLS.

It looks like the inside of my head, it looks like this recurring nightmare I have with a blank Max Headroom sort of face that de-rezzes everything, which, you don't know what that is, but it terrified me when I was nine.

DID YOU KNOW I-TUNES DOESN'T HAVE Ellie Goulding? I MEAN, WHY THE FUCK NOT?

THEY DIDN'T HAVE THAT BADASS TORI AMOS SONG EITHER. (What did I just type.)

THEY DON'T HAVE Astrud Astronette.

A-at least they have Lamb and Over the Rhine.

BUT STILL. NO ELLIE. I WAS SO PISSED.

I WANT TO GIVE THIS WOMAN MY MONEY BECAUSE SHE IS TALENTED. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?

Now that you know my very hairy secret, make me some recommendations?

Or else I'm going to give up and buy Pokerface.

FRIENDS DO NOT LET FRIENDS BUY POKERFACE.

HELP. GLUB, GLUB, GLUB.