HEY! LIFE! (YEAH, YOU, LIFE!)

I'm coming to fuck you in the butt!

...Sometimes you just have to say it.

Since September, I have been able to deflect all varieties of the Freshman Death Cough by washing my hands until the flesh is cracking off and just generally avoiding everyone.

I have. Exactly finals to go, and I'll be done for a whole month.

I woke with a splitting headache.

My throat is full of molten glass and every hole in my face is pouring disgusting yellow goo.

I just love the holidays.