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Green Hornet (Why I Want to See It)
Dec. 28th, 2010 09:34 am
HAY GUISE.
That new Green Hornet movie? You may have seen The Unmentionable One cavorting around mixing himself Red-Eyes and pulling these creepy faces that literally make me want to punch him?
(For the record I'm not sure why my reaction is this viscerally angry. I just--want to destroy his face every time he appears on any screen anywhere. KILL IT WITH FIRE.)
Anyway, he's apparently in some movie.
This movie is directed by Michel Gondry.
Knowing he did This, and this, and also this, has made the fact that friends will rope me into this film thinking I will love it?
Go from just bearable if I focus really hard on Jay Chou the whole time--to actively exciting.
I am looking forward to Gulliver's Travels, because it looks like it'll be my Evan Almighty for the year and I have a lot of perhaps-misguided fondness for this, and Jack Black is an example of how to do the douchey characters right, Seth are you taking notes.
I have also come to the conclusion that I'm the sort of person who unironically buys tickets to films like Cowboys and Aliens.
Admittedly, this is largely because I saw the "clunky wrist ornament" and the "waking up with amnesia surrounded by cowboys" AND IMMEDIATELY THOUGHT Holy shit it's Fallout New Vegas THE MOVIE.
Whatever, whatever, two of my childhood crushes are in it so now I have to go see it even though they're both like pushing eighty or something.
I almost went to Speed on a Train! but luckily was distracted by You Know You Want It In IMAX.
Man. I have to go dig out my Scarecrow and Mrs. King DVDs now.
Bruce Boxleitner is only even hotter in silver fox mode. I was physically distracted every time he appeared onscreen. ajskldhfsadkjl, WHY ARE YOU MARRIED TO LITTLE LAURA INGALLS AND NOT ME. D:
(Does that blow your mind as hard as it does mine? And yet I bet they're totally happy! They seem like such relentlessly sweet people, they're like a TV Land Brangelina, the Adorbs Factor is REDONKULUS.)
That new Green Hornet movie? You may have seen The Unmentionable One cavorting around mixing himself Red-Eyes and pulling these creepy faces that literally make me want to punch him?
(For the record I'm not sure why my reaction is this viscerally angry. I just--want to destroy his face every time he appears on any screen anywhere. KILL IT WITH FIRE.)
Anyway, he's apparently in some movie.
This movie is directed by Michel Gondry.
Knowing he did This, and this, and also this, has made the fact that friends will rope me into this film thinking I will love it?
Go from just bearable if I focus really hard on Jay Chou the whole time--to actively exciting.
I am looking forward to Gulliver's Travels, because it looks like it'll be my Evan Almighty for the year and I have a lot of perhaps-misguided fondness for this, and Jack Black is an example of how to do the douchey characters right, Seth are you taking notes.
I have also come to the conclusion that I'm the sort of person who unironically buys tickets to films like Cowboys and Aliens.
Admittedly, this is largely because I saw the "clunky wrist ornament" and the "waking up with amnesia surrounded by cowboys" AND IMMEDIATELY THOUGHT Holy shit it's Fallout New Vegas THE MOVIE.
Whatever, whatever, two of my childhood crushes are in it so now I have to go see it even though they're both like pushing eighty or something.
I almost went to Speed on a Train! but luckily was distracted by You Know You Want It In IMAX.
Man. I have to go dig out my Scarecrow and Mrs. King DVDs now.
Bruce Boxleitner is only even hotter in silver fox mode. I was physically distracted every time he appeared onscreen. ajskldhfsadkjl, WHY ARE YOU MARRIED TO LITTLE LAURA INGALLS AND NOT ME. D:
(Does that blow your mind as hard as it does mine? And yet I bet they're totally happy! They seem like such relentlessly sweet people, they're like a TV Land Brangelina, the Adorbs Factor is REDONKULUS.)
