Whoop Dee Doo (I'm So Excited)

[jheti]

I slept very deeply. So deep I had the shakes and a twitch-fit coming up. The hard, deep, regular yanking oscillations that usually come from muscle fatigue. Coffee, meet floor. I almost stabbed myself making toast. It's taken me an hour to type this, looking down to be sure I hit all the right keys, because "wndjerrs" is not how you spell "toast". Being a spaz is such fun.

I held myself rigid all night--my jaw made noises like distant gunshots against the roof of my mouth when I stood up. My feet still hurt.

It happened that night
When you told me to go
Don't ask who's to blame
I don't know

Dreams were too personal. No, not sex, I'd brag about a sex dream in lengthy detail; I've had my sex dream quota, anyway, check back next year. Yes, of course I'm serious. I'm always serious when it's not important.

OH NOES I DIDN'T FRIENDLOCK IT TEH WHOLE WORLD WILL KNOW I'M DISABLED.

*Deep, jaw-clacking yawn.*

That will be all.