Crushed (It's Just A Little Thing)

[jheti]

...Okay.

Sarah Palin.

Is.

REALLY HOT.

Like, yes, no, REALLY.

And, and she can, like, shoot and kill things! And gut fish!

*Inarticulate.*

WHY.

WHY MUST YOU BE PRO LIFE. WHY.

I bet the way of a man with a maid is the only way, too. Or I would, if I was the betting type.

ALAS OUR LOVE CAN NEVER BE.

Woe.

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[ranty-rie.livejournal.com]

...I do not know whether to cry, laugh, strangle you, or strangle you while I laugh so hard I cry.

<3

[jheti.livejournal.com]

She's clearly a Stepford fembot designed to trick me. It won't work.

(I can't tolerate the idea of a woman siding with womb-goo over her own power, anyway.)

But she's still hot. XD

Shh, if you strangle me, I've got to spank in self-defense. ^_~ <3