Fuck This (Fuck That)

[jheti]

I hurt.

I have been writing document design analysis crap since...noon? And I have one more assignment to go before I can stop. I have to find things to like about my classmates' posts.

See, this, this is why I don't post anymore; it's all in the key of weak-wristed flail that might actually be whining if it had any backbone, in an attempt to feel anything other than vision-blurring headache.

Was that even a sentence?

WHY YES, CLASSMATES, EVERYTHING YOU WRITE IS PUREST MAGICAL CANCER CURING GOLD. MADE BY NINJAS. CHUCK NORRIS APPROVED!

Can I have my A, now, teach? Thanks. Oh, I'll be thrilled to do it again next week. And every week. Forever. Totally. I swear. Gimme. *Twitch twitch jones.*

tl;dr CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS BAAAAW WHAAAAAMBULANCE FURIOUS ENTITLEMENT DANCE.