Redux (Spin)

[jheti]

ranty_rie. Meme. Repeat; answers have changed substantially.



Three Things You Want To Do Before You Die:

1. Win at something, big, celebrating on the front page of the Times of New York under inch-high type. (You asked.)
2. Can I add Chris Pine to my MET THEM! AND THEY HUGGED BACK! list?
3. Love

Three Names You Go By:

1. Jheti
2. Slayer
3. ahahahahaha I've been Ayel for months. Ask me about the Romulan tramp stamp joke?

Three Parts Of Your Heritage: in vague order of DNA concentration!

1. German. SOLID, if with an Austrian twist. On all sides of the family, including those not my blood. Uber alles, and fuck you. <3
2. Creek; Blackfoot intermarriage somewhere, iirc
3. Ulster Scots

Three Things That Scare You:

1. Swing, tortion, mannequins, and strobe lighting.
2. Tiramisu.
3. Spiders.

Three Of Your Everyday Essentials:

1. CAFFEINE
2. Intertubes
3. At least one anxiety attack. Illusions optional.

Three Things You Are Wearing Right Now:

1. Pajama pants
2. Class of '01 t-shirt
3. Bhat chains (they never come off)

Three Things You Want In A Relationship:

1. Honesty
2. Loyalty
3. A lack of pressure re: fucking. I've literally never gotten this one. Hence giving up. I don't need anyone that badly.

Two Truths And A Lie (in no particular order):

1. I find myself going away, never wanting to go back again.
2. Fulfillment is almost as good as happiness. And it costs so much less.
3. You'll say I'm crazy, baby I know, but I believe in happy endings.

Three Physical Things About The Preferred Sex That Appeal To You:

1. Eyes
2. Personality
3. Rack. If you lack a rack, baby, I'm checking out your arms and back. So turn around and I'll pick up the slack

Three Of Your Favorite Hobbies:

1. Lying
2. Writing
3. Getting away with it

Three Ways That You Are Stereotypically A Dude:

1. I fucking swear to goddam hell and every other motherfuckin' place, asshole.
2. I'm physical with people I like. Handshake fistbump hair scruffle jostle whatever, I've probably done it. You'll know I like you 'cause *tap tap squeeze scruff high-five*
3. I hold doors for people. Chick, dude, transitioning, doesn't matter; it's the nice thing to do.

Three Ways That You Are Stereotypically A Chick:

1. Lipstick.
2. Pink bedroom.
3. I have a stuffed animal collection.

Without saying names say something to three people.

1) And I was wondering, could I just be you tonight?
2) You are my hero. Is that a good thing?
3) You're fascinating.

What’s something that always gives you the chills?

People who stand behind me. You feel like corpses.

What do people think about you that isn’t true?

A lot. None of it is good. Happily, none of it is true, either.

How many months until your birthday?

Less than thirty days!

Who is the first girl you’d go to if there was something wrong?

No one. Sorry.

Do you like to cuddle?

Oh, yes, but not with strangers. I must know you a little before I consistently touch.

What’s the best feeling in the world?

Alcohol, followed immediately by a hard, borderline scalding shower.

How’s your heart lately?

Arrhythmic and rapid, with a stutter on the end like a falling stone. My feelings are work-benumbed; I'm thawing to excited for Impending Ducktales Marathon on DVD, followed by Trek XI and The Bloodwing Voyages to replace my coverless, mostly backless dog-eared copy of My Enemy, My Ally. I take crippling the source material very, very seriously.

We're gonna run, run, RUN; to the cities of the future!

How long can you go without your phone?

I CAN'T, MY FACULTY ARE STORED IN THERE D= I have one crazy associate in there; I never call her and am relieved that she does not call me.

Are you missing someone?

Always.

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