Deep Blue Sea (Between The Devil, And You, And Me)

[jheti]

My Internet was brokedick this morning. Which was--frustrating. I've got three new voices to work on. Two, really, but my Romulan has been in need of an overhaul for so, so long.



So. Uh. It's possible I've loaded this and this into separate media players and run the relevant parts. Over and over and over.

It's easier with the space movie; he's got three scenes and a dozen lines if we're being generous. Appears to be his natural range, but not his natural cadence at all, though it slips into gear somewhere around "Your species is even weaker than I'd expected."

I. I also fished through interview footage on the Tubes. It's not like he's painful on the eyeballs, okay? Kind of--too strangely shaped for conventional hot, but hello, smile. Good god y'all his chin is narrow. You could cut toast with it. Also: is a chameleon, it's eerie. He's like a Latino Gary Oldman.

Final verdict is weird!hot, rather than de facto ugly!hot.

ALLOW ME TO DO SOME MANSPLAINING WITH PICTURES.

Note: they are all safe for work.

weird!hot.
weird!hot Exhibit B.
ugly!hot. <--THE DEFINITIVE CASE OF UGLY!HOT. I'm convinced Wolfman was actually gay porn. Yes I'm serious. But anyway.
I'm convinced he's actually Greed in human form playing us all for suckers!hot.
holy crap he's normal looking HOW DID THAT HAPPEN my kinsey sorter must be broken today!hot

But yeah, no, I'm telling you all this, essentially, to tell you that Philip Seymour Hoffman's gay movie boyfriend?

Hi, Christopher.

Comments

[nodandblush.livejournal.com]

are you trying to play both space uke and Philip Seymour Hoffman's gay murderer boyfriend at the same time, y/n

this is a very serious question J

[jheti.livejournal.com]

SPACE UKE, TAKE TWO.

I dunno. Gay serial killer boyfriend is SEXILICIOUS~ but kind of narmy. Space uke takes more warping effort but is generally worth the increased reward.

And if I try to play any more people, my face will explode. :D

~SUUUPAAAISSSS UKKEH~ /Soon Tek Oh impression.

[starsandtildes.livejournal.com]

yeah uh I don't think we'll be able to play Perry Smith for a while. not until the 22nd century.

It's like RPF RPing a 20th century dictator kinda