Writer's Block: Countdown
Mar. 25th, 2010 09:15 am[Error: unknown template qotd]
I'd save everyone else. As many people as I could.
Assuming what this really means is, "your house is on fire,"
I'd let the animals out (fuck trying to catch them, let's just "play chase" AWAY FROM THE FLAMES, RETARDS, go get the fuckin' stick) and save my parents.
We do this right, we could flee in the car and live out of that awhile, or crash at mom's boss' place.
Assumes I am fully dressed, which would include the little bit of money/credit access in my wallet, and that the rest of the world is TOTALLY FUCKING FINE because let's face it, nothing ever happens to most people.
The rest of this shit, awesome as it is, is just stuff.
Would I like that? Nah. Would I deal? Sure. I've got most of the important stuff memorized.
The rest is just useless shit and housing. It would suck, a lot, but I wouldn't starve or die.
I'm assuming most people who ask this question have never faced the prospect of actually losing their house in any meaningful capacity.
I'd save everyone else. As many people as I could.
Assuming what this really means is, "your house is on fire,"
I'd let the animals out (fuck trying to catch them, let's just "play chase" AWAY FROM THE FLAMES, RETARDS, go get the fuckin' stick) and save my parents.
We do this right, we could flee in the car and live out of that awhile, or crash at mom's boss' place.
Assumes I am fully dressed, which would include the little bit of money/credit access in my wallet, and that the rest of the world is TOTALLY FUCKING FINE because let's face it, nothing ever happens to most people.
The rest of this shit, awesome as it is, is just stuff.
Would I like that? Nah. Would I deal? Sure. I've got most of the important stuff memorized.
The rest is just useless shit and housing. It would suck, a lot, but I wouldn't starve or die.
I'm assuming most people who ask this question have never faced the prospect of actually losing their house in any meaningful capacity.