You Know (Just as an Aside)

( Because tall people do have sex lives, otherwise they'd be extinct and the short would finally inherit the earth...Worksafe unless you're clergy. )

On the Shelf: My CD Cabinet

NOTE: Does not include burned CDs, casettes purchased or otherwise, or the multitude of discs that have been stolen from me over the years, including ALL MY MK SOUNDTRACKS AND ALL MY QUEEN, OH, THE DRAMA.

Alpha by artist; Album Jacket Capitals Dear God The Horrific Horrifying Horror Of It All; "The" is not considered a valid word despite its capitals, and appears in normal Humanish English order. This "comma, the" stuff is for databases, and last-name-first conjures bad, bad memories of grade school. Lollerols with ROFL sauce.

Yes, I really own these. Pretending you're cooler than you actually are is for weaklings and the middle-aged.

BONUS ROUND: See if you can tell which albums I bought in middle school!

( When they finally come to destroy the earth, they'll have to go through you first; I bet they won't be expecting that. )