On the Shelf: My CD Cabinet

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NOTE: Does not include burned CDs, casettes purchased or otherwise, or the multitude of discs that have been stolen from me over the years, including ALL MY MK SOUNDTRACKS AND ALL MY QUEEN, OH, THE DRAMA.

Alpha by artist; Album Jacket Capitals Dear God The Horrific Horrifying Horror Of It All; "The" is not considered a valid word despite its capitals, and appears in normal Humanish English order. This "comma, the" stuff is for databases, and last-name-first conjures bad, bad memories of grade school. Lollerols with ROFL sauce.

Yes, I really own these. Pretending you're cooler than you actually are is for weaklings and the middle-aged.

BONUS ROUND: See if you can tell which albums I bought in middle school!



Ace Of Base - The Sign
Aqua - Aquarium
Aqua - Aquarius
Alanis Morisette - Jagged Little Pill
Backstreet Boys - Backstreet Boys
Backstreet Boys - Black And Blue
Blank And Jones - Mind Of The Wonderful
Billy Idol - Rebel Yell
Billy Joel - Storm Front
The Crystal Method - Vegas
The Crystal Method - Legion Of Boom
Disney - The Hunchback Of Notre Dame
Eiffel 65 - Europop
Enigma - The Screen Behind The Mirror
Eurythmics - Greatest Hits
Evanescence - Fallen
Fear Factory - Demanufacture
Garbage - Version 2.0
Goldfrapp - Felt Mountain
Hoobastank - Lidrock (I went to throw away my empty mall Coke and there was this CD under the lid! Shitty songs, awesome promo gimmick.)
Janet Jackson - Rhythm Nation 1814 (Yes, I also have it on casette. XD)
Juno Reactor - Shango
Paul Simon - Rhythm Of The Saints
Peter Gabriel - Us
Pink - Can't Take Me Home
The Police - The Very Best Of Sting And The Police
Madonna - Ray Of Light
Madonna - Take A Bow
Matchbox Twenty - Mad Season
Matsuriza - Matsuri Daiko
Michael Jackson - Bad: Special Edition
Michael Jackson - Thriller
Michiru Oshima - TV Animation Fullmetal Alchemist Soundtrack Vol. 2
Rasputina - Frustration Plantation
Rob Dougan - Furious Angels
Robert Palmer - Addictions Vol. 1
Sarah McLachlan - Wintersong
Seal - IV
Sonique - It Feels So Good
Splashdown - Halfworld
Splashdown - Redshift
Splashdown - Stars and Garters
Train - My Private Nation
Universal Hall Pass - Mercury
Various - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
Various - Batman Forever
Various - The Best In New Wave Vol. 1
Various - Jock Jams Vol. 4
Various - Plastic Compilation Vol. 2
Various - Pulse
Various - Trance Global Nation 2
Various - The Wedding Singer
Voltaire - The Devil's Bris
Voltaire - LIVE!
Will Smith - Big Willie Style
Within Temptation - The Heart Of Everything