Hit (Noun: a Smash, the Bomb)
Jul. 4th, 2007 09:51 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
jheti
New Transformers movie?
FUCK YES.
Now, lemme explain: not a mecha fan. Extremely not. Escaflowne doesn't count. Shut up it DOES NOT.
Also, I'm sorry. I fucking hate Gundam Wing because it sucks ass. Dude! It sucks your grandma's ass. Don't hate me, hate the translators, or, better, the writers. Jesus.
Anyway. I don't like robots. And I about cried. No, for real, the first time the kid gets in the car and everyone was all "OMG BUMBLEBEEE" I was kinda, "Okay, that's fine..." and sort of phased out for a few minutes. I was assisted in this by her.
But yeah. This car played sweet tunes and did some funny, if sorta lame, tricks.
And then. It STOOD UP and BECAME AWESOME.
I actually held my breath. It was like seeing the Pieta in person, only with adrenaline injections.
And THE WHOLE MOVIE. Is like that. Gigantic high-octane fireball of pure AWESOME. It's less a film and more just this massive sensory experience to be pitched around by.
With explosions. And ice. And military shit. And bullets. And explosions. And giant AWESOME ROBOTS.
Also, I'm going to capture Peter Cullen and force him to read me the dictionary. The whole thing. Louder, baby, louder...just like that...the footnotes! Do the footnotes! Ohh, god.
Wait, what? XD
Anyway. Go watch this movie. That will be all.
FUCK YES.
Now, lemme explain: not a mecha fan. Extremely not. Escaflowne doesn't count. Shut up it DOES NOT.
Also, I'm sorry. I fucking hate Gundam Wing because it sucks ass. Dude! It sucks your grandma's ass. Don't hate me, hate the translators, or, better, the writers. Jesus.
Anyway. I don't like robots. And I about cried. No, for real, the first time the kid gets in the car and everyone was all "OMG BUMBLEBEEE" I was kinda, "Okay, that's fine..." and sort of phased out for a few minutes. I was assisted in this by her.
But yeah. This car played sweet tunes and did some funny, if sorta lame, tricks.
And then. It STOOD UP and BECAME AWESOME.
I actually held my breath. It was like seeing the Pieta in person, only with adrenaline injections.
And THE WHOLE MOVIE. Is like that. Gigantic high-octane fireball of pure AWESOME. It's less a film and more just this massive sensory experience to be pitched around by.
With explosions. And ice. And military shit. And bullets. And explosions. And giant AWESOME ROBOTS.
Also, I'm going to capture Peter Cullen and force him to read me the dictionary. The whole thing. Louder, baby, louder...just like that...the footnotes! Do the footnotes! Ohh, god.
Wait, what? XD
Anyway. Go watch this movie. That will be all.
