jheti | Meme (Pointless Attention Mongering)

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tygerlander.

Appearances, Appearances

I am shorter than 5'4.
I ~~think~~ know I'm ugly ~~sometimes~~
I have many scars
Tan easily
Wish my hair was a different color.
I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
I have a tattoo.
I am self-conscious about my appearance.
I have/I've had braces.I wear/wore glasses (Had/wear)
I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger. (Girls, guys, indeterminate, and of course, hookers! The only boywhore I've ever met thought I was "Cute, in an insincere kind of way".)
I have more than 2 piercings.
I have piercings in places besides my ears.
I have freckles. (I have a really cute on on my forearm. I stick thumbtacks in it on occasion. ^_^)

Family Home/Life

I've sworn at my parents.
I've run away from home.
I've been kicked out of the house. (Obviously, it didn't stick. *Halo.*)
My biological parents are together.
I have a sibling less than one year old.
I want to have kids someday.
I've had children.
I've lost a child.

School/Work

I'm in school.
I've fallen asleep at work/school.
I almost always do my homework.
I've missed a week or more of school.
I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years.
I failed more than 1 class last year.
I have a job. (But not a paycheck. Woes!)
I've had a job for at least 2 years.
I've stolen something from my job.

Embarrassment

I've slipped out an "lol" in a spoken conversation.
Disney movies still make me cry.
I've snorted while laughing
I've laughed so hard I've cried.
I've glued my hand to something.
I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose.

I'm a walking humiliation free-for-all. The other day, this chick behind me spilled her popcorn ON MY HEAD, and I didn't even move. I wasn't going to, either, except the nice girl next to me freaked out, so I did the socially correct thing and cleaned it up. True story. Hey, why would I make up something that embarrassing? There are so many easier ways to get attention. Like, oh, POSTING MEMES. XD

Health

I was born with a disease/impairment.
I've gotten stitches.
I've had my tonsils removed.
I've sat in a doctor's office with a friend.
I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
I had a serious surgery. (It involved morphine and staples. Lots of both. ^_^)
I've had chicken pox. TWICE YOU CAN'T RE-INFECT ME HAHA LOSER.

Traveling

I've been on a plane.
I've been to the UK. Eh, to the EU, it counts.
I've been to Spain.
I've been to France.
I've been to Russia.
I've been to Finland.
I've been to Asia. Harajuku girls knows how I feel, they respect, I keeps it real.
I've been to Africa.

Experiences

I've seen a shooting star.
I've wished on a shooting star.
I've seen a meteor shower.
I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
I've kicked a guy where it hurts. (And been kicked likewise in return. It hurts so bad you stop breathing.)
I've played a prank on someone.
I've ridden in a taxi.
I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
I've eaten Sushi. (My kingdom for some raw tuna. *Wiggles eyebrow.*)
I've been snowboarding.

Relationships

I'm single.
I'm in a relationship.
I'm engaged.
I'm married.
I'm currently in the middle of a divorce.
I've gone on a blind date.
I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
I miss someone right now.
I have a fear of abandonment.
I've gotten divorced.
I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
I've kept something from a past relationship.
I have an ex I don't think I'll ever get over.
This question is irrelevant.

Sexuality

I've had a crush on someone of the same sex.
I've had a crush on a teacher.
I am a cuddler.
I've been kissed in the rain.
I've made out with my best friend.
I've made out with someone who I wasn't dating.
I've hugged a stranger.
I have kissed a stranger.
Most illogical!

Honesty/Crime

I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
I've snuck out of my house.
I have lied to my parents about where I am.
I am keeping a secret from the world.
I've cheated while playing a game.
I've cheated on a test.
I've been suspended from school.
I've witnessed a crime. (He backed up and RAN OVER THE GUY AS HE WAS TRYING TO GET AWAY. *Eyetwitch.*)
I've been in a fist fight.
I've been arrested.
I've shoplifted.

Drugs/Alcohol

I regularly drink.
I've passed out from drinking.
I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
I have cough drops when I'm not sick. (Mmm, chemical taste. *Lick.*)
I can't swallow pills.
I can swallow about 5 pills at a time, no problem.
I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
I shut others out when I'm depressed.
I take anti-depressants.
I'm anorexic or bulimic. Or even *GASP OHNOES* plain old fat. It's not glamorous, but it's HONEST.
I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
I've hurt myself on purpose.
I'm addicted to self injury.
I've woken up crying.

Death & Suicide

I'm afraid of dying.
I hate funerals.
I've seen someone dying.
Someone close to me has attempted suicide. And wouldn't you know it, he didn't fuck up.
I've planned my own suicide.
I've attempted suicide.
I've written a eulogy for myself.

Materialism

I own over 5 rap hip-hop CDs.
I own an iPod or MP3 player.
I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga.
I own multiple designer purses, costing over $100 a piece.
I own something from Gap.
I own something from American Eagle.
I own something from Gucci.
I own something I got on e-Bay. (I'm assuming that what other people bought me does actually count?)
I own something from Levi's.
I buy more than half my clothes at Wal-Mart.

I'm so relentlessly self-obsessed that in my heart of hearts I genuinely believe this is all fascinating.

*Goes to sleep.*