Whoop Dee Doo (I'm So Excited)

[jheti]

I slept very deeply. So deep I had the shakes and a twitch-fit coming up. The hard, deep, regular yanking oscillations that usually come from muscle fatigue. Coffee, meet floor. I almost stabbed myself making toast. It's taken me an hour to type this, looking down to be sure I hit all the right keys, because "wndjerrs" is not how you spell "toast". Being a spaz is such fun.

I held myself rigid all night--my jaw made noises like distant gunshots against the roof of my mouth when I stood up. My feet still hurt.

It happened that night
When you told me to go
Don't ask who's to blame
I don't know

Dreams were too personal. No, not sex, I'd brag about a sex dream in lengthy detail; I've had my sex dream quota, anyway, check back next year. Yes, of course I'm serious. I'm always serious when it's not important.

OH NOES I DIDN'T FRIENDLOCK IT TEH WHOLE WORLD WILL KNOW I'M DISABLED.

*Deep, jaw-clacking yawn.*

That will be all.

Comments

[nyohah.livejournal.com]

I sometimes get sort of like that when I wake up. Probably not as bad. But extreme disorientation or a weak, shaky feeling like I'm half dead or sleep did me more bad than good. It usually happens if I take too good a nap, but very rarely, if I go to back to sleep in the morning, I'll wake up feeling that way. Regardles, I'm usually out of it for at least a few seconds in the morning as I stumble with no balance to the bathroom. Then (total TMI), my digestive track is very unhappy for a while, and if I don't take care of it then, it comes back to bite me later.

A couple days ago, when I woke up, I couldn't walk in a straight line but kept leaning to the left when I stood and almost falling over to the left when I walked. I figured it was an ear problem that was going to get worse, but it went away in five minutes or so, so I guess not.

[jheti.livejournal.com]

Offhand, if it gets any worse, I'd suggest a visit in to your clinic or whatever you've got to see the ENT. It's probably sinus-or-ear based, especially if it spikes up worse when you turn your head fast or bend over. Any kind of fluid or air pockets that move around usually do resolve by themselves, though, so don't fret unless it gets crashingly worse and/or starts messing up your vision. Depending on whether you've got any kind of blood sugar or pressure problems, it could also be related to that.

[foxbaby.livejournal.com]

why DOES it click?

o.O?

[jheti.livejournal.com]

To warn the other jungle predators of my approach?

And because I clench it way too hard and have a crossbite. :D