FAIL (Flight of the ROFLCOPTER)

[jheti]

So.

Today, I singlehandedly ruined my mother's birthday.

I'm Queen of Fail. That means?

Bitches owe me a crown.

There will be blood booze.

Comments

[rivetspoon.livejournal.com]

o_o How did you manage that?

[jheti.livejournal.com]

I had my last final that day, and they were up at dawn to go shopping (a change of plans!), so instead of waiting for them, I took the bus.

I'm a good four hours from where they are when I get the

"OMG WHERE IN HELL ARE YOU" call. First with the scared, 'cause I was vanished when they came home. Then with the "BBQZ WE WERE GONNA GIVE U A RIDE" furiosity.

Ironically enough, a few hours later a bunch of other stuff happened (not my fault!) that made this look like happy funtime.

I also had flashback for lunch. ^_^

Worst day of the year? I'll drink to that. XD

[foxbaby.livejournal.com]

how

[jheti.livejournal.com]

By ridin' the bus. Players see me ridin'; they hatin'. XD

Had to be somewhere, took matters into my own hands, screwed up lunch/the surprise. Happily, a bunch of unrelated stuff happened that then made it easy for them to forgive me by comparison.