Verbal (Causal)
Oct. 18th, 2008 09:00 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
jheti
Troll.
The real lulz come from the disclaimer. Which appears to have been added hours apart from the actual post.
...Troll.
On the upside, I'll never worry about purple prose again, though that's someone else's doing.
No matter what I do. No matter what I write. No matter what happens. Nothing I can string together will ever be as purple as this:
"Hot rain slammed like bullets into water the color of a bruise."
Seriously. XD
The real lulz come from the disclaimer. Which appears to have been added hours apart from the actual post.
...Troll.
On the upside, I'll never worry about purple prose again, though that's someone else's doing.
No matter what I do. No matter what I write. No matter what happens. Nothing I can string together will ever be as purple as this:
"Hot rain slammed like bullets into water the color of a bruise."
Seriously. XD
