Frustration (MKvsDC)

[jheti]

Dear Midway,

Please make Jax this awesome every single game. ^_^

Your endings are still shit on a stick, but I'm getting used to it. Feh.

Re: Baraka:

You have achieved character rape the like of which I have never attempted. You do not get a cookie. You get a giant honkin' FAILBISCUIT.

No love whatsoever.

In case you missed it: FAILBISCUIT.

NO LOVE. FAILBISCUIT.

I, I, I. There are not words.

And after you went to all that trouble to unfuck his head, too.

Still slashing him with Batman. So hard. So there.

Nnnnnffffffftssssss. <3

Comments

[nyohah.livejournal.com]

Just get the game? What did they do to Baraka? :(

[jheti.livejournal.com]

I don't have a 360, so I did the next best thing and spoiled the hell out of myself on Youtube, by, essentially, watching other people play the game the whole way through, and peeking at some of the endings and the main story mode ending.

JAX IS AWESOME.

Baraka is not awesome. *Cry.* =(

They...His whole introduction? Two sentences by Shang Tsung. About how savage he is.

His ending? He isn't even IN it. Seriously, poke the Youtube and be dismayed.

Somebody defended him at length here (http://www.mortalkombatonline.com/content/forum/showmessage.cds?id=118944), (spoils ending, I guess) and I was happier, but. Just. GAH.

Failbiscuit. *Whimper.* ;_;

I am having compy problems; sorry to have cut out on you before.