In The End (MK: Armageddon Spoilers)
Dec. 22nd, 2006 12:49 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
jheti
I just ruined it for myself, skipping the page for the endings I care about, and DUDE.
Here we have them all, reinterpreted to be less painful and more funny.
Crass. Also spoils ending events for anyone that might care.
I have not bought/played/angsted over this game myself, so.
Kitana:
KITTY: I WIN! *Calls girlfriends on cellphone*. Hay, I fight, you fight, we fight. Let's all get togetherin bed and be a fighting team!
THE OTHER GIRLS, plus or minus Sonya and I think maybe that Kira chick since she's supposed to be evil, hook upin bed with the Edenian princess and form an Elite Fighting Force better known as...
KITTY'S ANGELS: Like, totally! For great justice!
LEENA (because KITTY likes her ass in that maid outfit): Tacos, anyone? They're tunafish.
Baraka:
SHAO KAHN: Moon prism power MAKEUP!
ONAGA: Grr. Arrgh.
BARAKA: What it is, bitches! I CUT YOU!
(Brief interlude in which SHAO KAHN and ONAGA deliver tag-team beatdown.)
BARAKA (espying shiny Blaze artifact thingy): Make my monster GROW!
(Those pointy phallic symbols growing out of his arms magically double in size.)
BARAKA: WHO HAS ALL THE KUNG-FU NOW!?
SHAO KAHN/ONAGA: We're not worthy! We're not worthy!
BARAKA: *kills them anyway. Picture DOES NOT RESEMBLE tentacle sex.*
LEENA: Zomg my hero!
BARAKA and LEENA: *Suck major face*.
Mileena:
LEENA: So I have ultimate power now.
KITTY: Yeah.
LEENA: And you don't.
KITTY: Yeah.
LEENA: And I look like you, and now you look like me...
KITTY: Uh-huh.
LEENA: Which means Baraka will never touch me again.
KITTY: But--but I thought--isn't this everything you ever wanted? Beauty, power, and...and me?
LEENA (in hysterics): GET OUT! GET THE FUKKX OUT, HOR!
KITANA: *hastily locks herself in a dungeon cell.*
LEENA: I'll be in there after you for convenient replacement-sex. First, though, I'mma go slam some doors and then blog about all this in my Livejournal while listening to Yellowcard with the volume way, way up. After I eat a box of cookies! *Sniffle sniffle sob.* WOE R M3.
Here we have them all, reinterpreted to be less painful and more funny.
Crass. Also spoils ending events for anyone that might care.
I have not bought/played/angsted over this game myself, so.
Kitana:
KITTY: I WIN! *Calls girlfriends on cellphone*. Hay, I fight, you fight, we fight. Let's all get together
THE OTHER GIRLS, plus or minus Sonya and I think maybe that Kira chick since she's supposed to be evil, hook up
KITTY'S ANGELS: Like, totally! For great justice!
LEENA (because KITTY likes her ass in that maid outfit): Tacos, anyone? They're tunafish.
Baraka:
SHAO KAHN: Moon prism power MAKEUP!
ONAGA: Grr. Arrgh.
BARAKA: What it is, bitches! I CUT YOU!
(Brief interlude in which SHAO KAHN and ONAGA deliver tag-team beatdown.)
BARAKA (espying shiny Blaze artifact thingy): Make my monster GROW!
(Those pointy phallic symbols growing out of his arms magically double in size.)
BARAKA: WHO HAS ALL THE KUNG-FU NOW!?
SHAO KAHN/ONAGA: We're not worthy! We're not worthy!
BARAKA: *kills them anyway. Picture DOES NOT RESEMBLE tentacle sex.*
LEENA: Zomg my hero!
BARAKA and LEENA: *Suck major face*.
Mileena:
LEENA: So I have ultimate power now.
KITTY: Yeah.
LEENA: And you don't.
KITTY: Yeah.
LEENA: And I look like you, and now you look like me...
KITTY: Uh-huh.
LEENA: Which means Baraka will never touch me again.
KITTY: But--but I thought--isn't this everything you ever wanted? Beauty, power, and...and me?
LEENA (in hysterics): GET OUT! GET THE FUKKX OUT, HOR!
KITANA: *hastily locks herself in a dungeon cell.*
LEENA: I'll be in there after you for convenient replacement-sex. First, though, I'mma go slam some doors and then blog about all this in my Livejournal while listening to Yellowcard with the volume way, way up. After I eat a box of cookies! *Sniffle sniffle sob.* WOE R M3.
