Love The Internets (Ends Like These)
Jan. 8th, 2009 09:32 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
jheti
According to the annoying blinky Internet banners, that Cedric Diggory Twilight guy?
Has a lower IQ than Paris Hilton AND President Bush (see, I can throw lefties a bone).
I can't wait for him to be over. He's not ugly enough to be ugly!hot.
What is ugly!hot?
Benicio Del Toro was a good example about sixty pounds ago. Now he just looks like he belongs in cheap porn.
Movie!Sephiroth is ugly!hot.
The closest to pretty that I'd reasonably put up with is that guy who played Scarecrow in the other recent Batman movie.
If a guy looks like I could break him in half by breathing too hard? And that he would weep voluminously if I did so? Not interested.
...I need for martial arts movies to come back, I do. Those guys are CUT, and awesome, and usually pretty enough that I can pretend to fit in.
Brad Pitt is the only good-looking guy I'm into that much.
You totally wanted to know all that, or you wouldn't have clicked it; shush.
Has a lower IQ than Paris Hilton AND President Bush (see, I can throw lefties a bone).
I can't wait for him to be over. He's not ugly enough to be ugly!hot.
What is ugly!hot?
Benicio Del Toro was a good example about sixty pounds ago. Now he just looks like he belongs in cheap porn.
Movie!Sephiroth is ugly!hot.
The closest to pretty that I'd reasonably put up with is that guy who played Scarecrow in the other recent Batman movie.
If a guy looks like I could break him in half by breathing too hard? And that he would weep voluminously if I did so? Not interested.
...I need for martial arts movies to come back, I do. Those guys are CUT, and awesome, and usually pretty enough that I can pretend to fit in.
Brad Pitt is the only good-looking guy I'm into that much.
You totally wanted to know all that, or you wouldn't have clicked it; shush.
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Date: 2009-01-09 10:00 pm (UTC)I...have not seen it.
Or is this a different film?
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Date: 2009-01-09 09:59 pm (UTC)Seriously, all I have to do is get their kids a sitter. XD