Fantasy (Precious Little Else)
Jan. 10th, 2009 07:41 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
jheti
About once every ninety days, I make it up to the library in the city to see what they have for sale.
I have a military fantasy, a historical* fantasy, a pair of urban fantasies, a fantasy classic, four 'standard' fantasy novels, one of those 'woman warrior' books, a novelization of a fantasy movie, and a horror-parody that somehow got lumped in with the others.
I also have Charles Darwin, and FINALLY my own copy of Othello.
*THAT SHIT IS NOT VALID AMERICAN ENGLISH.
MAYBE IN BRITLANDIA, BUT I DOUBT IT. THEY ARE EVEN STRICTER ABOUT THIS SHIT THAN WE ARE.
SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK. FUCKING "AN HISTORIC."
I WANT TO BEAT YOUR FACE IN EVERY TIME YOU TYPE THAT.
WITH AN SPATULA.
SEE? SEE HOW FUCKING RIDICULOUS THAT IS?
"H" IS NOT A MOTHERFUCKING VOWEL.
*Seethe seethe puff hiss splutter glare of RAGE.*
Seriously, bitches. With an spatula. I will do it.
Hmm. My Shift key sticks now. XD
I have a military fantasy, a historical* fantasy, a pair of urban fantasies, a fantasy classic, four 'standard' fantasy novels, one of those 'woman warrior' books, a novelization of a fantasy movie, and a horror-parody that somehow got lumped in with the others.
I also have Charles Darwin, and FINALLY my own copy of Othello.
*THAT SHIT IS NOT VALID AMERICAN ENGLISH.
MAYBE IN BRITLANDIA, BUT I DOUBT IT. THEY ARE EVEN STRICTER ABOUT THIS SHIT THAN WE ARE.
SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK. FUCKING "AN HISTORIC."
I WANT TO BEAT YOUR FACE IN EVERY TIME YOU TYPE THAT.
WITH AN SPATULA.
SEE? SEE HOW FUCKING RIDICULOUS THAT IS?
"H" IS NOT A MOTHERFUCKING VOWEL.
*Seethe seethe puff hiss splutter glare of RAGE.*
Seriously, bitches. With an spatula. I will do it.
Hmm. My Shift key sticks now. XD
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Date: 2009-01-11 04:51 pm (UTC)