Hand That Feeds (Step Right Up)

[jheti]

Stolen from starsandtildes! And then modified to be something I can actually do! XD

First ten people to comment with a pairing or character will get a one-sentence fic of same. Double posting doesn't count; wait a few days until I see what I've got.

Reciprocation is always love, but not always requited or required.

Comments

[weskerismybitch.livejournal.com]

Comment!

I would also like to try the same =D

[jheti.livejournal.com]

Of course, Milady Sir! *Bows.* What kind of character or pairing would you like? ^_^

[weskerismybitch.livejournal.com]

Do I get a biff for asking for a surprise?

[jheti.livejournal.com]

Nay! You get a present. <3 Hope you like.

Shrapnel and putrid flesh spray the sides of the crate, the metal screaming as it contorts but doesn't give in; Jill can hear wet things outside, shrieking and spattering, chopped to ragged silence, and then Chris' sharp inquiry: "Are you alright?"

That is the best fucking sound she has ever heard.

[starsandtildes.livejournal.com]

Do you have any originals floating around in your head? If so, show me one.

If you don't want me to meet them, Antoinette and Sarah Palin. I blame your profile icon and your post icon being right next to each other.

[jheti.livejournal.com]

Um, fic!originals or ORIGINAL originals?

I have a few of the former, but my ones of the latter type have been "dead" to me for something like ten years and are also what Internetz calls furries, and I have since learned through the Webz that furries are srys YMMV biz 'cause apparently they exist to spawn shitting dickniples and suchlike.

*Deep breath*. Anyway.

In any event I might just tackle both, depending, because Antoinette-meets-Palin HAS TO EXIST. *THUD.* <3

[starsandtildes.livejournal.com]

Whichever you want to show off to the internets; I just know that everyone has a few of both kinds around and no one ever shares them (I need to play with mine this weekend, they've been neglected).

It Must Exist; Therefore It Does

[jheti.livejournal.com]

The first thing she sees is that hairdo, good gracious Lord it's a foot tall if it's an inch, towering over bright lively eyes and a quick red mouth that babbles French a fair piece too fast for her--high school was years ago and she's a bit floored, y'know, by that dress--like bordello curtains except lovely, bright and close and fit snug--but if there's anything Miss Alaska knows, it's how to curtsy and smile for an audience, you bet.

Re: It Must Exist; Therefore It Does

[starsandtildes.livejournal.com]

/squeals

... I never knew someone on the internet would write Sarah Palin RPF and it could actually be cute.

be on yours as soon as I have more canon and you have time

[nyohah.livejournal.com]

To be conventional for once, Royai.

[jheti.livejournal.com]

She squeezes off one shot, two, three four five six rifles next time damnit--and vaults over the desk, smashing her front into his back with cannonball force, covering his body as she scrambles for the ammo in her waist pouch, ignoring his gasped, "Thank you, Lieutenant," ignoring that the back of his head is smooth and hot between her breasts even through her uniform jacket.

[rivetspoon.livejournal.com]

*grins*

Scorpion and Leena.

[jheti.livejournal.com]

Pink silk slips from her nose as yellow cloth slowly coils to his bare chin--all they can do is stare, the moment dying between them, awkward and silent--and then the words roll from her tongue, half-purred and sleek with intent: "Well, I'd heard you were beautiful."

[rivetspoon.livejournal.com]

.... *dies laughing* That is AWESOME. <3333333