!00 Truths (Dating Shit Ripped Out)
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001. Real Name: → Jheti
002. Nickname[s]:→ does this matter?
003. Zodiac Sign: → Water Dog/Scorpio-armored Capricorn guarding a Virgo heart. Correct interpretation: undersexed manticore BITCH.
004. Male Or Female: → unable to comply.
005. Elementary: → does this matter?
007. High School :→ does this matter?
008. Hair Color :→ full-on Victorian chestnut. Black everywhere else.
009. Long Or Short :→ Above the shoulders? Is that short?
010. Loud Or Quiet :→ I like to let people talk who like to talk. It helps me find out how full of shit they are.
012. Phone Or Camera :→ Camera. I don't understand OMG PHONE. If I had one, I'd use it for Internets and Twitter.
013. Health Freak: → No.
014. Drink Or Smoke? :→ Drink! And I like it. :D
015. Do You Have A Crush On Someone?: → Does Clifton Collins Jr. count?
016. Eat Or Drink?: → AW I LIKE BOTH D:
017. Piercings?: Ear piercings, standard set, sealed over from disuse.
018. Tattoos? : No. Killers will cut that shit off you for trophies.
HAVE YOU EVER [BEEN IN]
019. Airplane: → Duh.
020. Car Accident: → Witness to 5 brutal hit and runs. I can barely watch action movies now. *Twitch twitch.*
021. Fist Fight: → Yes.
FIRSTS:
022. First Piercing: → Earlobes. With the gun both times. At the mall, like everyone else in the 80's!
023. First Best Friend: → I honestly don't remember.
025. First Award: → They hand out a lot of bullshit trophies to crippled kids. I still have one for horseback riding.
026. First Crush: → I mostly remember other kids, always boys, having crushes on me.
028. First Big Vacation: → Rome, 2004.
LASTS:
029. Last Person You Talked To: → in person? Rents.
030. Last Person You Texted: → I don't text. I really don't.
031. Last Person You Watched A Movie With:→ *Tina; "The Shawshank Redemption"
032. Last Food You Ate: → Peanut butter and raisins. Does ice water count?
033. Last Movie You Watched: → You blind? "The Shawshank Redemption."
034. Last Song You listened To:→ Infected Mushroom - Bombat
035. Last Thing You Bought: → cake! Mmm.
036. Last Person You Hugged: → Stepdad, I think.
FAVES:
037. Food:→ oh yes, I love food! My WILL NOT EAT list is three items long; I have perhaps a dozen milder dislikes.
038. Drinks: → Coffee, Mountain Dew Throwback, Heritage Dr. Pepper, and Water to prevent the kidney problems the other three are known to cause.
039. Clothing: → I always end up in navy jeans and a decent top. I like wrap tops and charmeuse. If I could wear only charmeuse and velour for the rest of my life, I would be the happiest person ever.
040. Book: → the book arguably most influential on my young brain was "The World Wreckers" by Marion Zimmer Bradley.
041. Music:→ The kind of song that expresses something I feel or makes me want to shake my asssssss. Right now, that is Motown. Most of the classical I actually like is Bach's fault.
042. Flower → I used to know the answer to this question, but I'm realizing I kinda don't care? Maybe water lilies.
043. Colour → see above. And yes, water lilies is a color, fuck you.
044. Movies → Ghostbusters, Double Indemnity, The Ten Commandments, I'm pretty sure Trek XI will end up on this list.
045. Shoes → I've never had a pair that fit. NEXT QUESTION.
046. Subjects → English and History. Chemistry is my favorite science. I liked Biology until I had to try and map genes. That shit is so boring; I like taxonomy, though.
IN THE PAST YEAR I ... :
047. [N] Kissed In The Snow
048. [N] Celebrated Halloween
049. [N] Had Your Heart Broken
050. [N] Went Over The Minutes On Your Cell Phone
051. [Y] Someone Questioned Your Sexual Orientation
052. [N] Came Outta The Closet ....
053. [N] Gotten Pregnant
054. [N] Had An Abortion
055. [Y] Done Something You've Regretted
056. [Y] Broke A Promise
057. [Y] Kept A Secret
058. [Y] Pretended To Be Happy (I do this ALL THE TIME; it's not you, it's me. ♥)
059. [Y] Met Someone Who Changed Your Life
060. [N] Pretended To Be Sick
061. [N] Left The Country
062. [Y] Tried Something I normally wouldn't like, and liked it.
063. [Y] Cried Over The Silliest Thing
064. [N] Ran A Mile
065. [Y] Went To The Beach
066. [N] Stayed Single
CURRENTLY:
067. Eating: No wtf not hungry yet. Coffee soon.
068. Drinking: COFFEE SOON; you got a hearing problem?
069. Getting Ready To: canon review/voice check.
070. Listening To: The fan.
071. Plans For Tomorrow/Today: write the shit out of these prompts and pretend I'm not nervous about school.
072. Waiting For: I don't know.
YOUR FUTURE:
073. Want Kids?: I'm going to have three. Then I'm getting my shit tied.
074. Want To Get Married?: Yes. I GET HALF, YOU BASTARD ♥
075. Careers in mind: technical writing, teaching other people bullshit handshake skills, selling terrible hetero erotica stories (it is not hard to do. I just have to convince myself I'm actually interested.)
WHICH IS BETTER ON A BOY/GIRL?
You know what, I'm just gonna skip this shit. It's so boring, and it's always the same.
HAVE YOU EVER:
083. Lost Glasses/Contacts: If I did, they weren't mine. :D Unless you count sunglasses. <-- THIS.
084. Ran Away From Home: My parents tricked me out of it multiple times with the what about your brother card. There is so much irony there.
085. Held A Weapon, For Self Defence: Against a person? Never. I have held and primed both a pistol and a compound bow, to prove I could to smirking men.
086. Killed Somebody: No.
087. Broken Someone's Heart: I'm not sure I'd care.
088. Been Arrested: No.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
090. Yourself: I believe I will get away with it. I have tested this extensively. I'm right about eight and a half times out of ten.
091. Miracles: No. However I absolutely believe in Disasters.
092. Love At First Sight: No.
093. Heaven: I hope for it, but I doubt it exists.
094. Santa Claus: Have YOU been naughty this year? There is no Santa Claus.
095. Sex On The First Date: You're an asshole, so why don't you bend on over and fuck yourself? :D
096. Kiss: Do I believe in kiss? Are you positive English is your native language.
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
097. Is There One Person You Wanna Be With, Right Now?: No.
098. Are You Seriously Happy With Where You Are, In Life?: No.
099. Do You Believe In God? I pray in case there's a hell, but I doubt it'll keep me from getting sent there, and I doubt that god exists. More specifically, that angry, white-bearded sonofabitch who wants to drown us all in plagues of locusts? Definitely doesn't exist.
100. Post As 100 Truths And Tag Eight People:
Tag. You are loved. ♥
I guess I could lock this stuff, but none of it's really a secret.
Oh, and I'm Republican.
rivetspoon.001. Real Name: → Jheti
002. Nickname[s]:→ does this matter?
003. Zodiac Sign: → Water Dog/Scorpio-armored Capricorn guarding a Virgo heart. Correct interpretation: undersexed manticore BITCH.
004. Male Or Female: → unable to comply.
005. Elementary: → does this matter?
007. High School :→ does this matter?
008. Hair Color :→ full-on Victorian chestnut. Black everywhere else.
009. Long Or Short :→ Above the shoulders? Is that short?
010. Loud Or Quiet :→ I like to let people talk who like to talk. It helps me find out how full of shit they are.
012. Phone Or Camera :→ Camera. I don't understand OMG PHONE. If I had one, I'd use it for Internets and Twitter.
013. Health Freak: → No.
014. Drink Or Smoke? :→ Drink! And I like it. :D
015. Do You Have A Crush On Someone?: → Does Clifton Collins Jr. count?
016. Eat Or Drink?: → AW I LIKE BOTH D:
017. Piercings?: Ear piercings, standard set, sealed over from disuse.
018. Tattoos? : No. Killers will cut that shit off you for trophies.
HAVE YOU EVER [BEEN IN]
019. Airplane: → Duh.
020. Car Accident: → Witness to 5 brutal hit and runs. I can barely watch action movies now. *Twitch twitch.*
021. Fist Fight: → Yes.
FIRSTS:
022. First Piercing: → Earlobes. With the gun both times. At the mall, like everyone else in the 80's!
023. First Best Friend: → I honestly don't remember.
025. First Award: → They hand out a lot of bullshit trophies to crippled kids. I still have one for horseback riding.
026. First Crush: → I mostly remember other kids, always boys, having crushes on me.
028. First Big Vacation: → Rome, 2004.
LASTS:
029. Last Person You Talked To: → in person? Rents.
030. Last Person You Texted: → I don't text. I really don't.
031. Last Person You Watched A Movie With:→ *Tina; "The Shawshank Redemption"
032. Last Food You Ate: → Peanut butter and raisins. Does ice water count?
033. Last Movie You Watched: → You blind? "The Shawshank Redemption."
034. Last Song You listened To:→ Infected Mushroom - Bombat
035. Last Thing You Bought: → cake! Mmm.
036. Last Person You Hugged: → Stepdad, I think.
FAVES:
037. Food:→ oh yes, I love food! My WILL NOT EAT list is three items long; I have perhaps a dozen milder dislikes.
038. Drinks: → Coffee, Mountain Dew Throwback, Heritage Dr. Pepper, and Water to prevent the kidney problems the other three are known to cause.
039. Clothing: → I always end up in navy jeans and a decent top. I like wrap tops and charmeuse. If I could wear only charmeuse and velour for the rest of my life, I would be the happiest person ever.
040. Book: → the book arguably most influential on my young brain was "The World Wreckers" by Marion Zimmer Bradley.
041. Music:→ The kind of song that expresses something I feel or makes me want to shake my asssssss. Right now, that is Motown. Most of the classical I actually like is Bach's fault.
042. Flower → I used to know the answer to this question, but I'm realizing I kinda don't care? Maybe water lilies.
043. Colour → see above. And yes, water lilies is a color, fuck you.
044. Movies → Ghostbusters, Double Indemnity, The Ten Commandments, I'm pretty sure Trek XI will end up on this list.
045. Shoes → I've never had a pair that fit. NEXT QUESTION.
046. Subjects → English and History. Chemistry is my favorite science. I liked Biology until I had to try and map genes. That shit is so boring; I like taxonomy, though.
IN THE PAST YEAR I ... :
047. [N] Kissed In The Snow
048. [N] Celebrated Halloween
049. [N] Had Your Heart Broken
050. [N] Went Over The Minutes On Your Cell Phone
051. [Y] Someone Questioned Your Sexual Orientation
052. [N] Came Outta The Closet ....
053. [N] Gotten Pregnant
054. [N] Had An Abortion
055. [Y] Done Something You've Regretted
056. [Y] Broke A Promise
057. [Y] Kept A Secret
058. [Y] Pretended To Be Happy (I do this ALL THE TIME; it's not you, it's me. ♥)
059. [Y] Met Someone Who Changed Your Life
060. [N] Pretended To Be Sick
061. [N] Left The Country
062. [Y] Tried Something I normally wouldn't like, and liked it.
063. [Y] Cried Over The Silliest Thing
064. [N] Ran A Mile
065. [Y] Went To The Beach
066. [N] Stayed Single
CURRENTLY:
067. Eating: No wtf not hungry yet. Coffee soon.
068. Drinking: COFFEE SOON; you got a hearing problem?
069. Getting Ready To: canon review/voice check.
070. Listening To: The fan.
071. Plans For Tomorrow/Today: write the shit out of these prompts and pretend I'm not nervous about school.
072. Waiting For: I don't know.
YOUR FUTURE:
073. Want Kids?: I'm going to have three. Then I'm getting my shit tied.
074. Want To Get Married?: Yes. I GET HALF, YOU BASTARD ♥
075. Careers in mind: technical writing, teaching other people bullshit handshake skills, selling terrible hetero erotica stories (it is not hard to do. I just have to convince myself I'm actually interested.)
WHICH IS BETTER ON A BOY/GIRL?
You know what, I'm just gonna skip this shit. It's so boring, and it's always the same.
HAVE YOU EVER:
083. Lost Glasses/Contacts: If I did, they weren't mine. :D Unless you count sunglasses. <-- THIS.
084. Ran Away From Home: My parents tricked me out of it multiple times with the what about your brother card. There is so much irony there.
085. Held A Weapon, For Self Defence: Against a person? Never. I have held and primed both a pistol and a compound bow, to prove I could to smirking men.
086. Killed Somebody: No.
087. Broken Someone's Heart: I'm not sure I'd care.
088. Been Arrested: No.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
090. Yourself: I believe I will get away with it. I have tested this extensively. I'm right about eight and a half times out of ten.
091. Miracles: No. However I absolutely believe in Disasters.
092. Love At First Sight: No.
093. Heaven: I hope for it, but I doubt it exists.
094. Santa Claus: Have YOU been naughty this year? There is no Santa Claus.
095. Sex On The First Date: You're an asshole, so why don't you bend on over and fuck yourself? :D
096. Kiss: Do I believe in kiss? Are you positive English is your native language.
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
097. Is There One Person You Wanna Be With, Right Now?: No.
098. Are You Seriously Happy With Where You Are, In Life?: No.
099. Do You Believe In God? I pray in case there's a hell, but I doubt it'll keep me from getting sent there, and I doubt that god exists. More specifically, that angry, white-bearded sonofabitch who wants to drown us all in plagues of locusts? Definitely doesn't exist.
100. Post As 100 Truths And Tag Eight People:
Tag. You are loved. ♥
I guess I could lock this stuff, but none of it's really a secret.
Oh, and I'm Republican.
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Date: 2010-08-21 09:32 am (UTC)Yes for all those answers, that's all I got out of that XD
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Date: 2010-08-27 01:54 am (UTC)I NEED AN ELEPHANT SYMBOL T-SHIRT. JUST FOR SHITS AND GRINS. THAT WOULD BE REBELLIOUS. :D