jheti: Inara from Firefly, by Angiefaith. (cry havoc)
I ride public transit. For six hours a day. Twice a week; down from thrice a week. I hate it. I hate absolutely everything about it.

THERE IS NO FUCKING BRIGHT SIDE. IT DOES NOT EXIST.

It is very easy for people with cars to tell me how grateful I should be. Sneering wheatgrass cyclists who live eight minutes from their cushy overpaid office job can stick their environmentally friendly transportation right up their low-carb-nonfat cheeks.

No, not the ones on their faces, although that might be fun to watch, too.

Yes, I have met some nice people. I can literally count them on one hand. And I have been riding public transit for FOUR YEARS. That should tell you something.

However. The "have gratitude for all life gives you" types are probably sick of my bitching.

It will not lessen. It will merely go into hiding. It will also become more extensive! As I used to edit the posts for brevity before. These will contain more hatred for humanity.

They will be on a filter.

I swear I really did used to like people and want to help them. City buses do not in fact run on gasoline, but rather ON HUMAN SOULS, which they devour slowly over long periods of time.

Adds? y/n/don't give a shit? Comment, pls.
jheti: Inara from Firefly, by Angiefaith. (gotta try)
Theft from [livejournal.com profile] taraljc:

My dearth of TV fandoms, let me show you it? Er. )

AND THE GHOSTBUSTERS GAME! IS UNCANCELLED. ATARI BOUGHT IT. IT'S TO COINCIDE WITH SONY'S "PLANS" FOR GB'S 25th.

Yes, yes that does merit capslock. It merits large deafening capslock squee, and thus, and therefore.
jheti: Inara from Firefly, by Angiefaith. (Default)
I love EVERYTHING about this movie.

Except one.

And I should have seen it so much sooner.
jheti: Inara from Firefly, by Angiefaith. (Default)
A

DEATH METAL COVER


Of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme song.

It doesn't exist.

But it should.
jheti: Inara from Firefly, by Angiefaith. (angst and woe)
They've sold Midway, and it looks like it's going to come apart in little bloody pieces.

Woe. Most dolorous and lachrymose woe.

Love is not a victory march, or: fannish-yet-true hyperbole. )

I have often wished I could do something about its decline, but I've never wanted it to disappear.

And now it looks like that could happen.

ETA: No, really, if it IS a hoax, then Wall Street Journal is in on it.

On which note, I attempt to sleep. Goodnight and good luck.
jheti: Inara from Firefly, by Angiefaith. (gotta try)
As far as fanfiction...Most of us here read it, and, uh, have some fandoms in common.

Recommendations, please?

Just because this is not my usual: do you have any Ganondorf/Link? Or just Ganondorf being badass?

I tried the Pit. The Pit is scary and sparse and brain-hurting. *Whimper.*

You can rec your own stuff, too!
jheti: Inara from Firefly, by Angiefaith. (it is too in the right aspect ratio)
Dear Midway,

Please make Jax this awesome every single game. ^_^

Your endings are still shit on a stick, but I'm getting used to it. Feh.

Re: Baraka:

You have achieved character rape the like of which I have never attempted. You do not get a cookie. You get a giant honkin' FAILBISCUIT.

No love whatsoever.

In case you missed it: FAILBISCUIT.

NO LOVE. FAILBISCUIT.

I, I, I. There are not words.

And after you went to all that trouble to unfuck his head, too.

Still slashing him with Batman. So hard. So there.

Nnnnnffffffftssssss. <3
jheti: Inara from Firefly, by Angiefaith. (angst and woe)
Here. Here's all the random ass updating crap I could think of:

Awesome dream.

I haven't been this sick in about seven years. I got pity soup out of it. *Shrug.*

My Marie Palin has gone back to her beloved France Alaska, in exile. I'll miss you, ice princess! =(

No word yet on whether we get to eat cake.

Fandom TL;DR: my own personal review rant. )

Apparently, Robitussin makes me indiscreet.

I care so much. XD
jheti: Inara from Firefly, by Angiefaith. (grey)
Y'know...

They could just look for "the straight gene".

Speaking purely as a statistician: they'd have a ginormous sample size! And getting the consent forms signed would be SO easy! And *if* there were any oopsies with confidentiality, it's not like there'd be much in the way of social damage to the respondents.

I know a bunch of guys who would be deeply comforted by the knowledge that they were definitively, genetically, unalterably straight.

(To the best of my knowledge, they haven't yet studied the genetic code of lesbians, or, y'know, any women whatsoever, looking for a preference indicator, and thus, they can't make projections.)

I'm perfectly serious. This consideration is, on my part, entirely devoid of anything even close to sarcasm.
jheti: Inara from Firefly, by Angiefaith. (Default)
Honored and Esteemed Parent,

Everything you want for me, I want for you. Everything you want for my family, I want for your family. I want twice as much for your family, everything you want for mine.
jheti: Inara from Firefly, by Angiefaith. (Default)
Be advised: overshare potential is high.

I write fanfiction because:

It's not dirty, it's not lewd; I'll go to Kuwait if I wanna get crude. )

Note: When angry old men do the EXACT SAME THING to politicians instead of cartoon characters--as if there were any difference between politicians and cartoon characters--it is lauded as sophisticated satire, and frequently celebrated as classic literature for eras thereafter.

I'm perfectly serious.

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