Intaglio 2.0

Disclaimer: if you've ever actually lost someone, particularly if they went in a way that wasn't nice to look at, this isn't gonna make you jump for joy. Why hello there, hypertension.

If it were MARK Emerson, there wouldn't be a problem.

Seriously, if she was a guy, it wouldn't matter, because it wouldn't fucking sell.

Sorry, lads. Nobody wants to see bloated skinless wangtang and purpling flayed nuts flapping next to a neckbearded last gasp.

But dead ladyparts? Woo. That'll make the evening news. Take that, sweeps week.

Have some respect for the families. Would it fucking kill you? I sort of wish it would.

Just.

Fuck humanity.

Also, when your free speech impinges on my right to punch you in your smug asshole face, it is no longer "free". That's where the line is, moron.

So um, there's way too much horrific crap in my pet fandom?

And flipping the menu to Ratings: All sometimes gives me less crap, or at least New and Different!Crap.

But. Today, I accidentally put the menu on (? Ratings Guide).

There is a new rating on FF.net.

B: Age 1+ Unverified: Intended for preschool level and younger children between the ages of 1 and 4. Content should be free of any coarse language, violence, adult themes, and ideas very young children cannot comprehend.

So, um.

INTENDED FOR AN AGE GROUP THAT CANNOT mostly ACTUALLY READ.

I could read at three, but not well, and not without help from, y'know, illustrations. Which are missing on ffn, unless one counts scary talking pop-up ads that make listening to music impossible.

Hi ffn, ic whut u did thar...And I lol'd. XD

Also, MK trolls who can't even press the Enter button?

YOU. ARE DOING. IT WRONG.

Bring back the guy who wrote the Goro porn! At least he was funny. XD

ETA: apparently one of you is a real person? Who double posts? A lot? In many fandoms?

And...and...you appear to actively expect to be taken seriously.

That crunching sound, it was my synapses. <--Is not a sentence. You broke my sentence-making-utensil; I hope you're happy. :E

Conducting Kitana's trial re: Mileena's murder and having resurrected!Mileena show up in the middle of the proceedings to be smug is...

I know I shouldn't want to have that button pressed, because there's no way it can happen except in badfic, but oh. <3

Also, saying things like "her BESTEST FRIEND Jade" repeatedly? Fine. Made me look. ^_~

Jade put the handcuffs on Kitana. <3

(Shut up, I have to look for my femmeslash under a rock in the subtext. No one will just put it out in the text for me! /whine.)

And, yes, I have seen those one or two M rated fics, and no, they were not sufficient; they were horrid. So there.