Straightforward? (Back Slash?)

[jheti]

Via foxbaby.

Published incontrivertible proof that Touched By an Uncle MAKES YOU GAY HAHAHA.

My brain. It is broken.

I just, I just I my comprehension it fails me. I lose. I cannot grok.

Is it a book on why bad touchings are bad? Or why gays are bad? OR. Is it only GAY bad touching that's bad?

And it was Daddy's touching that finally made him feel better? What?

I have not yet Met Anyone, which is odd, because I'm ordinarily a sort of magnet for gay males.

I'm currently playing Yes, I Don't Want Your Pamphlet with the Library info desk, because EVERYONE CAN SEE YOU PICKING UP THE GIANT DAYGLO LGBT BROCHURE, and that sort of defeats the purpose of stealth. I'm also considering free therapy. The two are unrelated; I don't think I can stand nine more weeks of omg!Tenchi!HALP! gasp-attacks.

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The sooner they reach them, the straighter they'll become? Is my best honest guess as to the hope behind the text.

It's kind of like the "just don't wear shorts or knee-length skirts, and rape will absolutely never happen to you, because girls who wear modest, toe-length caftans of doom and/or chaste, loose-fitting trousers never ever get raped EVER" self-defense brochures my church used to have.

I can understand that, naturally, everyone wants the best for their children. I just...can't get past the approach.