WASP WASP WASP (Whiskey Tango Foxtrot)

[jheti]

I have long hair. Wet, it halfway covers my butt. Dried and braided, it reaches the small of my back.

I can break discount store ghetto brushes. The handles snap OFF.

Today, just now, my hair was a shield of shielding might.

I bind braids up super tight and leave them overnight. So today it was time to unbraid it. I took the dog outside, came inside, felt slightly itchy scalp. Unbraid hair, start brushing it.

The source of the itching? A wasp.

He was trying to get in my hair and didn't make it. I caught him in the bristles of the brush (hard spines) and Stepdad threw him out the window to go be free.

I hate wasps. I'm still twitching.

Weird fucking day.

Comments

[nateprentice.livejournal.com]

Sounds like you need to use OFF! as your hairspray.

[jheti.livejournal.com]

LOL I'll start putting it in my shampoo XD

[longbow986.livejournal.com]

Lol...i smack wasps...if i was there, it wouldnt have made it out alive >:} Btw LOL on the Off for hairspray comment

[jheti.livejournal.com]

What can I say? Wasps and spiders prove I am a girl. XD All other bugs are mercilessly destroyed. ^_^

HELL YEAH *gives you fly swatter* SMACK THOSE WASPS. :D

[nyohah.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD. Wasps. I would have fainted. And screamed. And fainted. And possibly wet my pants. O_O

And ah, your hair is long. I wish mine was that long. :( I keep having to get it cut 'cause it goes all nasty at the ends, and then the hairdresser cuts off way too much because she doesn't understand. It was to the small of my back. Now it's just to the middle.

[jheti.livejournal.com]

OH OH OH.

Go get this conditioner (http://www.johnfrieda.com/products/products_main.asp?section=products&subSection=brilliantBrunette&lineID=2).

I'm quite serious. It saved my hair from needing a trimming a few inches ago. Use it every day! Makes hair SO SILKY *prrr prrrr* YES. <3

Boo hairdressers! Seriously they always want to chop it to my chin. >_<

But yeah be friends with this conditioner and it should stay nice for a good long time. ^_^