WASP WASP WASP (Whiskey Tango Foxtrot)

[jheti]

I have long hair. Wet, it halfway covers my butt. Dried and braided, it reaches the small of my back.

I can break discount store ghetto brushes. The handles snap OFF.

Today, just now, my hair was a shield of shielding might.

I bind braids up super tight and leave them overnight. So today it was time to unbraid it. I took the dog outside, came inside, felt slightly itchy scalp. Unbraid hair, start brushing it.

The source of the itching? A wasp.

He was trying to get in my hair and didn't make it. I caught him in the bristles of the brush (hard spines) and Stepdad threw him out the window to go be free.

I hate wasps. I'm still twitching.

Weird fucking day.

Comments

[longbow986.livejournal.com]

Lol...i smack wasps...if i was there, it wouldnt have made it out alive >:} Btw LOL on the Off for hairspray comment

[jheti.livejournal.com]

What can I say? Wasps and spiders prove I am a girl. XD All other bugs are mercilessly destroyed. ^_^

HELL YEAH *gives you fly swatter* SMACK THOSE WASPS. :D